February 14, 2008 | News, Politics

Osama '08 on Facebook

by Sheik al-Muuram Krekar

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February 14, 2008 | Family, Heroism, Politics

Osama bin Laden — Champion of Democracy

by Sheik al-Muuram Krekar

Much of bin Laden's political career has centered around creating autonomic political bodies that activate more people to vote. It is bin Laden's sincere belief that by networking the right people, together we can make a difference.

Particular highlights of bin Laden's movement has been the championing against the erosion of civil rights in Saudi-Arabia and speaking for better living conditions for Middle-Eastern children. Therefore, vote Osama '08 — for your children and their future freedom.

February 14, 2008 | Heroism, Philosophy, Politics

Osama bin Laden — A fighter, a hero

by Sheik al-Muuram Krekar

Osama bin Laden is a war hero. In the late 80's and early 90's, Osama served faithfully against the Communist Soviet Union. Later on, he also got experiences in logistics and tactics. Osama can apply all of these if he were to become President. He says:

"Allow me to quote the Eastern man of wisdom, Sun Tzu: "Managing a large army is like managing a small army." All of my experiences apply to America: I know how to divide scarce AK-47s and RPGs, yet, is this not the same as making a budget? I know the importance of striking at the right time, yet, is this not the same as "being the right man at the right time"? I know how to collect people in their issues and make them act, yet, is this not the same as adressing the Nation?"

Osama is no stranger to struggle, and his stubborness will prove him right: With Osama as President, America will head into a new Golden Age. Vote Osama '08 — for a man who knows how and when to fight.

February 14, 2008 | Family, Heroism, Politics, Religion

Osama bin Laden — Modesty, Family, Faith

by Sheik al-Muuram Krekar

We all know about alcohol abuse, and how it destroys families and social gatherings. Then why shouldn't we have a President who stays sober? Osama bin Laden is a modest man, and he does not drink alcohol. He says:

"Alcohol clouds the mind, and makes wisdom less apparent. I refrain from alcohol so I can speak with God and make sensible decisions, instead of worshipping my own pittyness in the misery of drunkenness."

Osama is both modest and generous. He often gives his guests whole lambs to feast upon, only eating the scraps himself, despite his wealth. He is a man of great faith. He describes himself as a "Moslem," Arabic for "one who surrenders to God." Osama says:

"God does not condone greed. Why should I feast upon whole lambs, when God has more important tasks for me? I am not important, only my spirit is. And my spirit is in God."

But faith is not the only side to Osama's life. Osama is also a caring father of 18 children. They have gotten good educations and are the up-and-coming stars of tomorrow. When not attending to the cause, say praying, Osama likes to take long walks with his children, enjoying the vast landscape around them. He is also a caring grandfather, telling them about old Arabic tales, packed with wisdom from which future generations might learn.

Vote Osama '08 — a man who can preserve the American ideals of modesty, family, and faith.

February 14, 2008 | Heroism, Philosophy, Politics

Osama bin Laden — A Man of Passion, Righteousness, and Consistency.

by Sheik al-Muuram Krekar

Osama is a man of awesome dedication. He never rests, as the cause is more important than he is. His employees esteem him greatly: they are willing to sacrifice anything, be it comfort or safety, to serve the cause. They are true to Jefferson's spirit: those who sacrifice liberty for security, deserve neither. Osama is a fighter for justice and liberty, against those who take it away from us all.

When fighting the Soviet dictatorship, he did it for what was right, and prevailed as a underdog, enduring through difficulties when everyone said he could not win. No matter what he faced, he stayed true to the cause. He has put his own fortune and life on the line to serve and protect his people. His belief in freedom and justice is unshakable and inspirational. That's why you should vote Osama for '08 — for consistency and a passion for what is right and good.

February 14, 2008 | Family, Philosophy, Politics, Religion

Osama bin Laden — New Ideas

by Sheik al-Muuram Krekar

Osama is a man of change, yet he seeks to preserve family, tradition, and religious values. He wants to stop the collapse of society, putting the individual into context. He visions setting the family forth as the basis of society. He seeks to put the legal system where it belongs: in local communities. And he wants to abolish the Federal Reserve and re-create the gold standard. He says:

"I realized "more of the old medicine" was in fact "more of the old poison." To create true change, one needs to change the way one is thinking. Say, technology is good, but is it all good if it is used to defy God (abortion, stem cells) or enslave men?

As a believer in God, I believe the Federal Reserve is immoral. It serves greed, and its FIAT currency is nothing but air. I seek to re-create the currency of God, which is gold."

Vote Osama in '08 — together we can make the best of both future and past.